Evening Rendezvous

Last night my friend Nicole and I went outside at about 8:30 to look at the big harvest moon, but we got a very different view instead. There was a man across the street, standing by his car, peeing on the road. I stood in silent horror for a moment, then Nicole shouted "Oh, that's nice. Don't they have bathrooms in Medicine Hat?" He zipped up, sniffed his hand and got in his car. Unfortunately I live a block from 2 bars and a liquor store.